Britney Spears Ate My Hamster!

It was like a Scene from the television series "V" Britney Spears took little Hammy out of his cage, where he was running around happily on his little wheel, she sat him on a plate, licked her lips, grabbed little Hammy by the tail then she tilted her head back and dropped poor little Hammy in her mouth and Swallowed my poor sweet innocent little pet Hamster Whole.

I am now the owner of a hamsterless cage and Britney is coming around again tomorrow for tea, Hide the dog mum!.

It's just not True, but poor Britney has recieved a lot of Shocking Headlines in the press recently and I am sure that it won't be too long before a headline like this one is doing it's rounds on the shelves.

Celebrities are often singled out on slow news days and they are portrayed in the worst possible light, having an extra marital affair, caught wearing no underwear, smoking a little weed or taking at even harder drugs.(Allegedly)

The only other time that you see them in the Media is to launch a new movie or song, to discuss what they wore at this weeks awards bash or when they decide to launch their brand of perfume, fitness video, or diet plan.

Celebrities often get a raw deal from the press, but no matter what is said about them the publicity from the story good or bad always ensures Butts on seats and an enormous increase in their popularity, the more ridiculous the Headline the more popular the celebrity.

If Britney Spears did eat my Hamster, I am sure that this page would be the most searched for on the internet for the next couple of weeks, especially if I had exclusive pictures of her actually eating my Hamster.

It would be a little boring if the press only covered the good things that celebrities got up to, and readership would drop if the headlines became less sensational.

Paris Hilton often makes the headlines for clothing that she may have forgotten to put on and of course having "forgotten" to wear any underwear we get little flashes of her private parts plastered all over the Internet.

Many female celebrities have been known to flash a nipple on occasion just to keep the media interested in them.

Here are some Headlines that I am sure nobody would expect.

Paris Hilton Fully Clothed

Paris Hilton Stunned onlookers today by appearing on the red carpet fully dressed, a V.I.P guest at The Movie Premier "Australia" miss Hilton said in an interview that "It was getting a little chilly down under".........

Michael Jackson Launches his Anti Wrinkle Cream

Michael Jackson today launched his brand new Anti Wrinkle Cream, "Wrinkles BE Gone" tested and approved by leading scientists not only removes wrinkles and leaves you younger looking but it also wipes half of your face away.....

Now it's your turn, using the comments box below please let us know the Headlines that you would like to see when you pick up your newspaper tomorrow.