Fun Animal Haiku Poems

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By jimmythejock

Frog on a Log

Just for Fun

Haiku is really not one of my strong points and the format may be slightly off some of the time, PLEASE don't try to look too deep into them either, because in true jimmythejock style they are purely for fun.

Frog

Frog sits alone on a fallen tree

Visually impaired

Frog on a log in the fog.

Zebra

Zebra runs fear on her face

Losing weight

Horizontal stripes make her look fat

Dog

I love to play and run free

There's a tree

Its time to lift my leg weeeeeeeee

Cats

Sleeping by the fire

Not a care in the world

I hate cats (jealousy)

Donkey

Showing off to the ladies

Falls off the wall

Making an ass of himself

My Muse

http://hubpages.com/profile/Poetic+Muse inspired me to write some animal Haiku from this hub she published recently http://hubpages.com/hub/Aarvark-Haiku.

i had fun writing these give it a try, post your funny animal haiku in the comments box below

Comments

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Zsuzsy Bee Level 3 Commenter 4 years ago

Jimmy! As I told Wajay about his poetry! These Hubpages are getting filled with culture,culture and more culture. You just never know what you'll come across...

I just love your fun HUB

regards Zsuzsy

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Zach S. 4 years ago

*in the traditional 5 7 5 structure of course. :-)

Lie there my best friend

Fatigued from licking yourself

Gross, Fido farted

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jimmythejock Hub Author 4 years ago

hahaha nice one Zach S. thanks for sharing.....jimmy

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MrMarmalade 4 years ago

You do wax elegantly and they appear to be spontaneous.

Oh How I wish.

Thank you

protjack profile image

protjack 4 years ago

Thanks :)

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William F. Torpey Level 2 Commenter 4 years ago

Funny. I learn something new every day.

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Isabella Snow 4 years ago

Very cute!

Detroit 4 years ago

Hilarious and fun to read.

Iðunn 4 years ago

roflmao! Jimmy, you outdid yourself. The first two were my favorites... great alliteration especially in such a short poem 'frog on a log in a fog'. Perfection.

And the horizontal stripe thing - apt note on fashion commentz. too funny~

:) :) :)

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ChrisSnil 4 years ago

Haha! These are great, helped bring a smile :)

Amal 3 years ago

Relly cute and discusting

Tisha 2 years ago

awesome and funny

joyce 18 months ago

i like your funny words

joyce 18 months ago

i like your funny words

kyla` 15 months ago

HAAHAHAHAHHAHA

kyla 8 months ago

hahaha

Rosy 6 months ago

Thanks a lot i use it in my scchool you ROCK thanks again

Atharva Sunil Gogate 3 months ago

super funny and wierd

puppylover 3 months ago

cool haikus good for kids:)

kelly 2 months ago

i loved the donkey one lol :p

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