The Hub That Isn't A Hub-Hub (poem)
64I am Jimmy Hear Me Roar!
JimmyTheJock
There once was a Hubber named JimmyTheJock
Who wrote Hub after Hub without watching the clock
Days and weeks and months went by
And Jimmy's brain turned into soggy mince pie.
The Perfect Hub Score
Hubpages Authors Hear me Roar!
I'm on the Hunt for the perfect Hub score
100 My goal, and Hub of the day
I pity the Hubber who gets in my way.
I say what I mean and I mean what I say
My 100 Hub score is well on its way.
JimmyTheJock is back from the dead
All other Hubbers are shaking with dread
The fear in their eyes is so plain to see
As they cower in corners all hiding from me.
I write and I write, my pen is on fire
My hand cramping up as I chase my desire,
My 100 point score and Hub of the day
Are only a hop skip and Jump away.
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
My perfect 100 will fill me with pride
This Hub Is not a Hub-Hub, It's a promise and a threat
That Jimmy's on the hunt and what Jimmy wants Jimmy gets.
Jimmy Finds another scrap of paper to write down his Ideas on
JimmyTheJock- Continued
A soggy pie brain and a head full of mush
Made Jimmy's Hubbing get lost in the rush
He tried and he tried to write even more
But his Hubbing ideas wouldn't come to the fore.
He tried and he tried but alas nothing came
Inspiration was lost writing wasn't the same.
JimmyTheJock
JimmyTheJock Finale
The Ideas were gone and no matter what
Jimmy was lost his writing forgot.
Then one sad day like a bolt from the blue
A Panda named Google killed all his hubs too
The fight back was on and Jimmy came back
That panda went down like a soggy sand bag
The Jock was on fire Ideas filled his head.
JimmyTheJock is back from the dead.
100 Point Hubbers Beware
Chuck, Patty Inglish, MS and Mary Audet
You sit at the top no fear without threat
But those days are gone Inspiration is hot
I'm coming to get you and take that top spot.
Sally's Trove, Uninvited Writer and Misty Horison2003
All live in fear of little old me
You should all run for cover, baton down the hatches
Because when Jimmy is writing there can be no matches.
Jerilee Wie, PhoenixV and little Moon Daisy
The waiting is over you're all going crazy
JimmyTheJock is on the warpath
you better make sure you all watch your backs.
SEO IT!, frogyfish and CJ Carter
Your 100 point scores are the ones that I'm after
I can't see a way out for you plucky three
you will just have to accept a score below me.
Habee, Akirchner and Dim Flaxenwick
My 100 score chase must be making you sick
Don't cry too hard as you watch your scores drop
I will take no prisoners on my way to the top.
Ben Zoltak, LadyJane1 and K9keystrokes
You may all be great writers and really nice folks.
Your time is numbered my Hubpages friends
Please don't cry too hard as your 100 reign ends.
Simone Smith, sofs and AliciaC
Stop trying to pretend that you can beat me.
I can't help myself taking over your score
quite simply I'm JimmyTheJock, now hear me roar.
Last but not least Just Ask Susan sits there
A 100 point Hubber the last in the chair.
Jimmy is coming with no malice or harm
Thanking all of the above for keeping his throne warm.
100 Hubbers
At the time of writing this hub the authors mentioned all had a 100 score.
I apologize in advance if my hub has caused any offence or bad feeling
It was written with humor and intended to be read as such.
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Susan I thank you
you took it in fun
and I love mince pie
It fills up my tum
Your comment is funny and it even rhymes
and I wonder if my answer has too many lines.
lol take care.....jimmy
The ground rules are issued, the scene it is set,
Will Jimmy land KO, who's placing a bet?
Beware of the challenge, take care not to mock,
This is the resurgence of Jimmythejock!
Loved it, Jimmy. Good luck on the comeback trail! :)
Gordon
Gordon I thank you
for comming this way
and reading my poem
that was written today
your words give me hope
and reason to smile
and gives me the strength
for that extra mile.
Thanks gordon keep having fun.....jimmy
Hilarious guy,
100- oh my!
I just know that you'll make it!
Hope the Hubbers can take it ;)
I voted up to help you out...
'Cause reading & commenting is what it's all about!
TatooKitty its great to see you,
I'm so glad you came
and read all the way through
Your comment's a God send
and your Vote made my day
I thank you for helping
my hubscore today.
Thanks TatooKitty take care.....jimmy
Go get them O' Jimmy
Go get that high score
Don't ring the porch bell
Just kick in the door
March in and take it
Hang that hundred aloft
If this were a video game
You'd be Lara Croft
Which is kind of distracting
She's so pretty and soft
So that image diverts me
.... uh ... what are we talking about?
Dear Shadesbreath my friend
I thankyou so much
That 100 score I can almost touch
your words make the fight a little more soft
and i now can't think of anything
But that image of Croft.
thanks Shadesbreath good to see you.....jimmy
I just got out of the tub
and I am inspired by your hub
although I am new to the site
I am ready to fly like a kite
Jimmy, you are a true success
and you can compete with the best
(from Celebritney)
Hello there Celebritie,
I love your sweet comment to me,
You are new to the hub
and are sharing some love
and already I like what I see
good luck and best wishes .....jimmy
Kay...not gonna rhyme...everyone else did it and so fine..all I can say as a I sit her and titter...Jimmythejock doesn't sound like a quitter!
(Darn it....you made me rhyme!)
Voted up...good luck with your mission!
Justateacher oh my, what can I say
I Just hope it's good enough to give me an A.
thanks for dropping in Justateacher and for taking part in the fun.....jimmy
Great stuff...for the win
I saw this hub
and heed my call
you'll be in the club
in no time at all
I just took a look and it angers me
my score went down to 93
what is it that I have to do
to get that 100 along side you.
thanks uninvited writer glad you came and joined in this lyrical extraveganza........jimmy
Heh heh Love it! Good luck!
Hi Jimmy.
I'm with you all the way Jimmy. I'll watching your back as you strive for your "100". For me i think i've a long way to go and it would be easier getting two darts in the "Bulls Eye" as getting 100.
Can't wait to see it in big letter's JIMMYTHEJOCK 100
UP/A/B/I
Take care Jimmy.
LOL Ghaelach
I reach for the stars and howl at the moon
I just got support from Allana Calhoun
Thanks for joining in Allana nice to see you.....jimmy
Ghaelach has my back
pushing me on in my quest
the writers are gathering for the final test
the throne is at stake and my army stand tall
my 100 hubscore overlooking them all.
Thanks Ghaelach great to see you join in my quest lol.....jimmy
There once was a Scotsman named Jim
Whose hub-score was making him grim
so ruba dub dub
he wrote a great hub
and his hub-score went up in a spin
nice work, Jimmy-- good to see you here:-)
It sure made me laugh,
this "not a hub" piece;
I needed a giggle
while washing my fleece.
So glad that you're back...
make 'em shake in their boots!
Don't keep us waiting,
I've opened the Brut.
Jimmy - Very funny. Writing poetry now. Drax must be proud.
you ain't got 100 and so you say pooh
and of the 100ers, you've named quite a few
but don't let that sad fact make you feel blue
I'd never hit 100 without hubbers like you
thanks for all the helpful advise in the past, and the great laugh now
I've been there before
It truly is grand
It makes you want more
Till the next day you land
at 95. Hmmm.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Ok, so Im not going to comment in poem but still - this was such a FUN read!! I too dream of a 100 Hub score...I've seen 98 as my highest :( But I will make it just as you will too - which Im surprised you have not!
Very good rhyming. Enjoyed reading this. Voted up and beautiful.
Oh Robie2 I do love you
your comment made me smile
You urge me on and fill my heart
to go that extra mile
thanks for joining the fun best wishes.....jimmy
Freida Babbley Oh my lord!
How do I rhyme with that?
I thankyou for your comment
and to you I doff my hat
thanks for your visit and joining the fun.....jimmy
Mr Paul Edimondson Hubpages CEO
I have to watch my words here
or you may ask me to go
I thank you for your visit
and your comment on my Hub
and I wish you and your family
good healh good luck and love
thanks Paul take care.....jimmy
Delores Monet what more can I say
You Flatter me with your words
your nice and your kind
have a beautiful mind
and I thankyou for reading my Hub.
Thanks delores for your kind words and joining the fun.....jimmy
Hi Ardie I thankyou for your very kind words
and I hope that your quest finds success too
Maybe together we'll climb up the ranks
and be 100 top 1 and 2.
good luck in your quest for the 100 Ardie and thankyou for joining the fun.....jimmy
Kulsum Mehmood I thankyou
your words and your vote mean alot
you put a smile on my face
An extra step in my pace
and a push on my way to the top.
Thanks Kuslim glad you came and joined the fun.....jimmy.
Oh me oh my what can I say
That Jimmy the Jock hasn't made my day!
We already know that there will never come the day
A perfect Hubscore coming Wavegirl's way.
But on and on just like Jimmy I roar,
Hoping I wake to that Hubpage perfect score.
Suziecat7 I am feeling your pain
I too was 100 and want it again.
The came up behind me suddenly by surprise
and my Hub score dropped before my eyes.
This time I am ready for any attack
because better and stronger Jimmy is back.
Thanks for joining the fun Suziecat maybe we can share 100 together lol.....jimmy
Wavegirl22 my Hubpages friend
This is a battle right through to the end
Come by my side and we'll stand together
on the crest of a wave Hub legends forever
Thanks wavegirl22, good to see you here in my hub thankyou for joining the fun.....jimmy
I found your poem
with the humor intended.
Don't know why you'd think
some folks might be offended.
Good luck as you fight your way
right to that "throne",
and get that 100 to call your own.
But please keep in mind,
you Hubber, who's funny;
a 100 score won't get you
more money.
Your current score suggests
Your goal is within reach
Your poetic talents on display here
Show you've got plenty to teach.
All the top Hubbers
Should clear the stage now
Cuz Jimmythejock is ready to claim
The top score and bow.
With 3 more Hubs needed
A major milestone is in sight
You might be able to kill 2 birds
With one stone, all right!
With five years and counting
And millions of readers to boot
You're a legend on HubPages
Your Hubber score is almost moot.
But I commend your goal-setting
You've inspired me to do the same
But since you kick my butt daily on AYSTAFG
Should I really get in the game? ;)
Lisa HW My Hubpages friend
I am glad that you came
and for the comment you sent
your wonderful words give me ispiration
to take that top score in the Hubpages Nation.
Thanks Lisa glad you joined in the fun, take care.....jimmy
To my friend Livelonger
You make my heart stronger
and give me the will to fight on
You write in a fashion
That gives me a passion
To regain my crown and my throne.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
is fun but just a game
and your score often beats mine
I suppose we are just the same
I see that you too are on a quest for that perfect Hubber score,
If we joined forces together we could wipe the beep beep(edited swearword out ) floor.
thanks for joining the fun livelonger, great to see you.....jimmy
I'm new to the Hub
Sitting here in my tub
100 seems like a dream
Lost in my ice cream
Its back to writing I guess
Until I figure out the rest
Jennifer Essary I welcome you
to Hubpages since you are new
You must be the bravest person in the Hub
if you write your comments in the tub.
Thanks for your comment and for joining the fun good luck and best wishes.....jimmy
Jimmy the Jock, the raging Scot, is coming after our hides!
To hit 100, he'll stop for none, he's hurt in his manly pride,
So we, wee cats and all, must run
Jimmy's loose - take heed, Old Son,
He's written a poem - he's just begun -
Hurrah for Jimmy the Jock!
You made my day
With this hub today
Wish you the best
A 100 in this test
Very humorous. Loved it
jimmy the jock
wore unmatched socks
as he pounded away on his keyboard.
The dream once seen
wearing Levi jeans,
now he sets out to even the score.
Toiling in glee
drinking 5 pots of tea
he dreams of Sir Wallace's sword.
jimmy's so smart
he stood up with brave heart
to proclaim his 497 hubs as reward.
ha ha, yes, a funny hub! guess they all better look out. I like that everyone thought of fun little poems to right back to you. got a kick out of the one in the tub.
Wishing you a 100 score, you earned it with this poem!!:)
Very nice very nice. You deserve a 100 score and I am sure you will get it. Best wishes.
Haha, Jimmy this is too funny! Very clever and so fun to read, this made my night. Thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it. Thanks for the smile. :)
its on like donkey kong
not scared of you or ya song
callin yourself jimmythejock
when all I see is Goldilocks
even 3 bears from the woods
scared of my 100-hood
now wut?
Just Ask Susan Level 8 Commenter 6 months ago
Laughing all the way
Reading this hub today
You're a funny Guy
Can I make you a mince meat pie