15 funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
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Easy to learn Seasonal Jokes for Children
(1) What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no l (noel).
(2) What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws.
(3) What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle.
(4) How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
(5) What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.
(6) Knock knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use - I've forgotten my name again!.
(7) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!.
(8) What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can't beat it!.
(9) Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!.
(10) What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
mistle-toad!
(11) A Scottish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present".
(12) Whats red ,white and blue at christmas time?.
A sad candy cane!.
(13) Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!.
(14) What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet!.
(15) Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!.
HAVE FUN KIDS.....jimmy
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Wonderful. Georgia loved them!
thanks robin...jimmy
Cute! The kids and I love them!.....Cathy
Ha hahaha....
Nice!
I really liked numbers 7 & 8! They made me etastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey s they were alright but not tht gdgd lol:D
They were corny yet funny
Ok, I agree....7, 8 and 10 made me laugh! And I have to say it's refreshing to read cute funny jokes instead of racy ones for once.
it sucked
Thanks Daniel merry christmas maybe santa will get you a life this year.....jimmy
Some of rhe stouped jokes I have ever read
Stouped jokes I hated them
glad you stopped by Justin I know a joke about your name but this is a page for kids jokes.....jimmy
2 comments in one night Justin i got your ip lol.....jimmy
lol
Clearly the Scottish Santa joke was the best :) And don't worry about the downers, Jimmy, I get them all the time on my "best pick-up lines" Hub :P
I know most of them.
#11 is offensive-and I wouldn't want my child to tell xenophobic jokes-the rest are nice
nice i loved them there for my christmas concert my teacher love them
number #11 is very mean im scottish
ive heard these jokes before i think u should change them but they would be funny if i hadnt heard them before x
i've heard better but it's not that bad oh dear.
gosh u n
eed more jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny!!!
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Hahaha there funny
funnyst jokes ever more pleas
I loved them they are sooooooooooooooo funny
Iðunn 5 years ago
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